Evil Whale Masterminds

Posted Dec 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm

So I was browsing YouTube when I came across this ad:
Stop Climate Change?

Normally I just ignore this stuff, but I actually thought about what the headline is suggesting. Why would anyone want to stop climate change? I know this is supposed to be some kind of charity, but it sounds more like a plot from an evil mastermind in a Bond movie.

Also, what do the whales in the picture have to do with anything? My theory is that the whales are the evil masterminds, and that they somehow developed the ability to use the internet in order to spread their evil propaganda in the form of YouTube ads. Their motive, of course, is to get the climate stuck on hot so the ice caps melt and flood the earth, giving them access to everything. It’s just a theory, though.

Digital composit of what these whale masterminds probably look like

Digital composite of what these whale masterminds probably look like

To be serious, I never really bought into the “global warming” idea. It just seems unlikely that our relatively small output of carbon can cause any significant change in the global climate. Besides that, there really is no way to determine if that is the case.

Us humans are simply not in a position to know what is right for the planet. We still have yet to figure out how to peacefully coexist with each other. Do we really think we know what temperature the atmosphere should be right now? Do we really think we can change it if we wanted to?

It’s interesting to see that “global warming” is finally being revealed to be a fraud with the so-called “climategate” scandal. This just goes to show that politics have no place in science. In order for research to be taken seriously it needs to be done by real scientists using real science. This means 0 bias, and bias is pretty much the definition of politics.

I won’t go into any conspiracy theories, but some people might be onto something. There are a lot of people *cough*Gore*cough* that stood to gain a lot from the “global warming” crisis. I has turned into quite an industry. I can’t wait to see what happens if it all turns out to be a hoax. I wonder what the next environmental crisis will be… Maybe something involving goats.

So what is your opinion on the matter?

3 Comments

  • Dog

    I’m a subscriber to this website: http://www.spaceweather.com
    I think the whole Global warming climate change save the planet thing is hooey….

    Yes the planet is warming up but that is because of the natural cycle. We are due a warming cycle. Also right now, we are in the middle of a seriously low sunspot count – the lowest in a century and that is cooling the planet down.

    So I agree with you. it’s the fact that we don’t have enough goats….

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    • StevoTVR

      Yeah this goat shortage really has me concerned.

      It seems like some people like to cause a big scare out of nothing at every opportunity. It’s a great way to manipulate people.

      Anyway, I just wanted an excuse to post a whale using a computer…

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